The deep south

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How do you know when you're staying in a 
Kentucky hotel? 
   When you call the front desk and say "I've 
got a leak in my sink," and the person at 
the front desk says, "Go ahead." 
 
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a 
pickup truck on I-40 and says to the 
driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, 
"'Bout what?" 
 
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Two Mississippians are walking toward each 
other, and one is carrying a sack. 
When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, 
whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some 
chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, 
kin I have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses 
right, I'll give you both of 'em!" 
"OK. Ummmmm...five?" 
 
****** 
 
An Alabamian came home and found his house 
on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned 
the fire department and shouted, "Hurry 
over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK," 
replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" 
"Shucks, don't you fellers still have those 
big red trucks?" 
 
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Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated 
movies in groups of 18 or more? Because 
they heard 17 and under aren't admitted. 
 
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Billy Bob and Lester were talking one 
afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester, "Ya 
know, I reckon I'm about ready for a 
vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a 
little different. The last few years, I 
took your suggestions as to where to go. 
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I 
went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got pregnant. 
Then two years ago, you told me to go to 
the Bahamas, and Betty Sue got pregnant 
again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and 
darned if Betty Sue didn't get pregnant 
again." 
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna 
do this year that's different?" Billy Bob 
says, "This year I'm taking Betty Sue WITH 
me." 
 
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Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. 
The 911-operator told Bubba that she would 
send someone out right away. "Where do you 
live?" asked the operator.Bubba replied, 
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The 
operator asked, "Can you spell that for 
me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 
'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you 
pick her up there?" 
 
****** 
 
Know why they raised t minimum drinking 
age in Tennessee to 32? They wanted to keep 
alcohol out of the high schools. 
 
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in 
Mississippi? Documentaries. 
 
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Where was the toothbrush invented? 
Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere 
else, it would have been called a 
teethbrush. 
 
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee 
State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year 
for a million years. 
 
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A new law was recently passed in North 
Carolina so that when a couple gets 
divorced, they're still brother and sister. 
 
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in 
Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in 
common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' 
to lose a trailer.