ugly footballers

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Many a pub conversation I've had the mispleasure of having has revolved around the subject of if robbie fowler has a face that is more panned in than nwankwo kanu's smacked ass he calls a face ("no father, i want to be a goat hearder like my brothers" "nwankwo, you will be a footballer with HUGE feet" whack).

Personally I feel there is a new generation of truly ugly men that are taking over the top flight of our national game. Luke Chadwick, the flighty Mancester United minger, sorry, winger, must surely be the ugliest man to play at the highest level in England scince those heady days when Peter Beardsley was roaming round in his long over-coat, going up to child fans and saying "umpf oofre baa mahwosive preeek".. or other unintellible nonsense.

Peter Crouch, a foward with the touch of a 34 stone german porn actress, signed by Graham Taylor must also be a contender. Poor lad, 6 foot 7 of pure interbreeding.

The last few years have seen an influx of foreign players into the upper escelons of English football, some may say, stopping younger, uglier english players from making their breakthrough into first team football earlier. Fortunatly fo the likes of Lee Bowyer and Lee Hendrie, Carlos Marinelli and Stig Tofting are s**t.

The bad old days of Steve 'multiple facial fractures' Ogrisovic and Ian 'my mama says i look pretty' Dowie are gone. Thank the lord.

Heres' my all time world ugly 11 in pictorial form. I'm sure that there will be many that you will all disagree with and i look forward to hearing your comments, bear in mind that this is based on a 4:4:2 formation.

bernie xxx