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I was taking the day off work and decided to go out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard, "Ribbit 9 Iron." "I looked around and didn't see anyone. Again, I heard, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.' I looked and saw the frog sitting nearby and decided to prove the frog wrong, put the club away, and grabbed a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup. I was shocked. I said to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?' "The frog replied, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.' I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole.. 'What do you think frog?', I asked. 'Ribbit 3 wood.' "I took out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. I was totally befuddled and didn't know what to say. By the end of the day, I had played the best game of golf in my life and asked the frog, 'OK where to next?' "The frog replied, 'Ribbit Las Vegas.' "We went to Las Vegas and I said, 'OK frog, now what?' The frog said, 'Ribbit Roulette.' Upon appraching the roulette table, I asked, 'What do you think I should bet?' The frog replied, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.' "Now, this was a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, I figured what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. I took my winnings and got the best room in the hotel. "I sat the frog down and said, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.' "The frog replied, 'Ribbit Kiss Me.' I figured why not, since after all the frog did for me, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turned into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room."

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