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Condom advertising

by jon devaney. Last updated 2003-01-31

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if all major retailers started making their own

condoms but kept their catch phrases............

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)