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Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and
the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program,
Party Girl 2.1, which tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my
system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these
two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon
had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all
my available resources, it does come bundled with Cleanhouse
2002. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then
resurface months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an
automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning,
launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files,
and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs
to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my
resources. These conflict with some of the new games wanted to try out,
warning me that they are an illegal operation. Also when Wife 1.0
attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes
with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be
turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there
could be problems.

A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before
uninstalling itself.

Please Help !