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Fire Safety Tipsby Dennis Dennis. Last updated 2003-05-29Click here to start a message board topic related to this article. If your smoke detector is beeping periodically, replace the batteries as soon as you get around to it.
Be sure to keep your petrol-soaked rags nailed to a wall, safely out of children's reach.
There are two kinds of fire that should never be put out with water. I'm pretty sure one of them is a grease fire.
Assist firefighters racing to the scene of a blaze by lighting a series of smaller "marker fires" along their path.
Beware the lustful fires that burn in a librarian's heart. They can rage beyond all control.
Before using a fire extinguisher to put out a rapidly spreading fire, be sure to thoroughly read the instructions printed on the side, marking key information with a highlighter pen.
Do not try to outrun fire, because it's much too fast. Wait, no, that's bears.
Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.
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