Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can

only move as

fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,

it is the

slowest & weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural

selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the

general speed &

health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular

killing of the

weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as

fast as the

slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we

know, kills

brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest &

weakest brain cells

first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates

the weaker

brain cells, making the brain a faster & more efficient

machine. That's

why you always feel smarter after a few beers."