Ealing Village Welcomes you

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Hello Readers and slow readers. And Denis. 

Its my honour and privilege to invite you all to a one-time-all-time-good-time BBQ bonanza at the home of myself and Sam. (two points to note: 1) technically, because we'll be outside on the lawns you probably wont actually go inside our home. But you wont be upset about that because... 2) ... we also live with Fred - who'll probably be in the flat. Thats because he isnt invited. He doesnt have the internet, so nobody tell him).  Its this Saturday coming. So it will start after Sam and i have watched Kat Deeley and it will finish when Sam and i decide to go to our beds.  Bring food (raw), bring beer (alcoholic), bring wine (gums) and bring yourselves. Also bring younger sisters. And their friends. (That's er, at Sam's request. Would i lie? Oh, you've met me). Could someone also bring a BBQ? Cheers. Hmm, the address? Its 68 Ealing Village. Directions? I'll get Sam to put some thing up. Its muchos easios.

[Note from Sam - directions now appear below, in the form of rather useful maps - hurrah!]

We thought we'd BBQ it by day and then paint the town of Ealing red by night. Or maybe party in the flat. I dont know. Dont worry about rain, AHA had a saying in the eighties: 'The Sun always shines on EV'.

Other stuff: I'm afraid we cant let everyone in the pool - supposedly its two extra guests per flat. So like the arc, the animals can go in two-by two. Except Mario - the sign says 'no foreign objects in the pool' (some jokes just get better every time). We can book the tennis court though. Ball girl auditions from 2pm. There may be prizes (Tony love tokens). They arent fans of ball games on the lawns but there's nothing stopping frizbees and clay pidgeon shooting. Or random sniper fire.

Dress code: not too many Down-Miller T-shirts. Dont want our posh neighbours thinking we're holding an outing day for the 'special group' from the AA clinic.

Thats your lot. RSVP to me or Sam ta.