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A cut-out and keep guide to my life:

At college: "Its a legal minefield, a legal minefield."

In the pub:  "I don't know how you sleep at night. Alone I guess."

In Yellow Pages adverts: "Where did you bury the car Kevin?"

To women:  "I studied history. But that's all in the past"

To strangers: "Welcome to the fascinating world of pathology"

[I would like to say they are all my own, but some are copywritten so its complicated. Its a legal minefield...]